I guess Florida Gators’ linebacker Brandon Spikes thought he wouldn’t get caught when he decided to play a little dirty, but he guessed wrong. The cameras were positioned front and center to catch him eye gouging an opposing player during a tackle.

Classy.

Proving that college football is merely an extension of the NFL (and its regulations for bad behaviour), Spikes will suffer the unbearable punishment of being suspended. For one half.

Yup, a mere 30 minutes of game time. That’ll teach him to play dirty.