Barry Bonds – a name synonymous with one of baseball’s biggest steroids scandals. And he even had the gall to lie about his usage in court, claiming that he didn’t know what his personal trainer had given him. Riiiiight. This article interviewing former flame Kimberly Bell says otherwise. Though I suppose she wasn’t telling us anything new.

In the days before he became violent, in the days before he threatened to chop off Kimberly Bell’s head and leave her body in a ditch, Barry Bonds would stand in front of a mirror and fret about how steroids were changing his body.

“Do I look bloated?” Bonds wanted to know. “Does it look funny? Do you think this is obvious?” (source)

Oh yeah, did I mention that he became violent and started threatening Kimberly?

Bonds was always moody – “I always figured he had PMS, like a woman,” Bell said – but the drugs radically changed his behavior as well as his body. He became a different person, controlling, threatening and finally violent. “It went from ‘I want to know where you are at’ to ‘I’m gonna f—— kill you. I’m gonna cut your head off and leave you in a ditch.’”

Kids, stay away from drugs! They can make you a real jerk!